About
Who Is This Schnitzer Person?
Robert Schnitzer has been teaching at Galileo since he was knee-high to a cricket, a phenomenon that occurs two weeks before St. Swithen’s Day every Year of the Sloth. He is a graduate of Altered State University where, to pay his way through college, he freelanced as a hamburger. He also holds a doctorate from Harvard whenever his friend the doctor lets him hold it. He received his start in photography shortly after graduation when he was abducted by space aliens and forced to shoot their vacation photographs. Schnitzer’s hobbies include mumbling, drooling, wandering aimlessly, endlessly repeating unfunny stories, shaking his fist at the universe, and falling asleep in inappropriate places. His favorite color is steak. He may or may not be heir to the throne of Spottsylvania and everywhere he goes, there he is.
